The Drunken Ranger: Volume 1 Part 2

[Lobo]

Ok kiddies, sorry it’s taken so long to write part 2, but it’s been busy around here so I’ve only had time to do it now. For those of you new to this game or just haven’t read the first one, I really suggest reading part 1 to understand what the heck is going on . I also forgot to do the standard disclaimer in part one, so I’ll do it now; ALL CHARACTERS AND LOCALS IN BOTH PARTS OF THIS STORY EXCEPT FOR LOBO ARE THE CREATIONS AND PROPERTY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CREATORS AND CORPORATIONS, SO PLEASE DON’T SUE ME!!!

::Ahem::…Now that THAT is out of the way, let’s get on with the SHOW!!!

Part 2 of The ANIME is Upon Us!: The Watch Strikes Back!

Lobo blinks

Lobo shakes his head “Alright, now this is getting annoying…what else is going to happen?”

Watchman Artegal staggers into the room, holding his head

Diana gasps “Artegal, what happened?”

Watchman Artegal replies confusedly “I’m not sure. One minute Katherine is talking to me sweetly, the next thing I know something clunks me on the head and takes my sword.”

Watchman Artegal points at his scabbard

Lobo’s eyes widen “You mean to tell me someone has your sword, and the MIGHT HAVE KATHERINE?!?!”

Watchman Artegal shrugs helplessly

Yurika and Megumi run into the Dining Hall from the double doors to the south

Yurika and Megumi scream fearfully “AKITO, SAVE US!!!”

Everyone blinks

Katherine storms into the Dining Hall from the double doors to the south wielding a sword, dragging Felix along as he holds on to her waist

Felix pleads “Pleaze love, don’t do anyzing rash!”

Katherine screams angrily “I’m not going to do anything rash, I’m just going to cut THEIR HOMEWRECKING HEARTS OUT!”

Katherine wildly swings her sword

Megumi and Yurika cower behind Akito

Lobo holds Katherine tightly

Lobo says commandingly “Stop this Katherine, they aren’t worth getting burned at the stake for.”

Katherine struggles “Let me go! I have to teach them a lesson!”

Watchman Artegal takes a sword form Katherine

Felix pleads to Katherine “Pleaze love! You know I only care for you!”

Felix holds Katherine tightly

Felix kisses Katherine deeply

Katherine stops struggling

Armsman Philo blushes

Punzel throws water on Armsman Philo

Armsman Philo yells angrily “PUNZEL, STOP THAT! I’m liable to catch pneumonia!”

Punzel nods sheepishly

Lobo sighs “What else can go wrong today?”

A human form appears from the shadows

Lobo turns to form “Leto, I really wish you would stop doing that…”

Ryoko whistles appreciatively

Ryoko says “My My, what do we have here?”

Ryoko examines Lobo

Lobo gulps

Ryoko leans on Lobo “Why hello handsome, I was wondering where they kept the good looking men around here.”

Ryoko winks seductively at Lobo

Lobo sweatdrops

Diana and Linnet gaze dumbfoundedly

Sesami asks Ryoko “Um…Ryoko, what about Tenchi?”

Ryoko responds “Huh? Oh, he’s with Ayeka. She’s trying to see the queen of this dump. Last time I saw them the prince was hitting on her. Besides….”

Ryoko pats Lobo’s butt

Ryoko says seductively “I like older guys…”

Ryoko winks

Diana and Linnet growl angrily

Linnet growls “Get…”

Diana growls “Away…”

Linnet growls “From…”
Diana growls “Him…”

Linnet and Diana yell angrily “NOW!!”

Diana and Linnet glance at each other

Ryoko glances at Diana and Linnet “Hmmm, competition eh? Well I guess I’m better off just letting this one go. Besides…”

Ryoko eyes Duren “I got a thing for Japanese men anyway…”

Ryoko teleports next to Duren

Duren gulps

Lobo shakes his head

Ryo-oke enters the room from the swinging kitchen doors to the north

Sesami asks “Ryo-oke, what’s that in your mouth?”

Katherine examines Ryo-oke

Katherine exclaims “Hey, that cat – rabbit - thing caught a rat! I think…”

Everyone examines Ryo-oke’s rat

Ryo-oke is carrying a strange looking dead yellow rat in its mouth. It seems chubbier then normal, with a crooked tail, large pointed ears, red circles on its cheeks and brown stripes on its back.

Lobo says contemplatively “Well, I don’t think it’s a rat, but I’m sensing an evil presence from it none the less..."”

OOC – Storyhost Sariel says “You know Mike, if any youngsters are reading this you’ve probably just traumatized their fragile little minds.”

OOC – Mike says “So I should probably dump all the La Blue Girl and Wicked City references huh?”

OOC – Storyhost Sariel says “Yep…”

Cutting this one short a bit, this thing is getting longer and longer!! I hope to have it finished in part 3, which will hopefully be up tomorrow. While I’m working it, I’d like to conduct a little survey on what to base the next volume on. Currently there are three choices;

A) MST3K treatment of a scene in the Castle (would still need someone to email me a log of a good scene)
B) Another crossover like this one, but featuring the Knights of the Dinner Table. For those non-gamers or those not in the know, Knights of the Dinner Table is a monthly gamer mag/comic book featuring strips about a RP group and their freaky gaming adventures in the world of Hackmaster (D&D parody). It’s won numerous awards at Origins and is one of the funniest comics I’ve ever read!
C) A crossover in the opposite direction, with player characters from Castle Marrack forming a party in the D&D world. The party I have in mind right now is Lobo, Duren, Retribution, Margaret and Elea. If any of you 4 have a problem with that, or if someone feels they could be a better character in the story, let me know at AngelTWB@aol.com

ADIOS AMIGOS!

[Darren Brimhall]

Lets see, characters from Nadesico and Tenchi-Muyo in this issue. Characters from Sailor Moon, Slayers (T.V. version I assume, otherwise none on the Ser's could pull themselves away from Nagi--she's in the OAV series) as well as Nadesico and Tenchi-Muyo.
My older brother knows people who are selling off some of their anime collection, or you can contact various anime groups thru the Anime Turnpike (www.anipike.com)

Darren Brimhall

[Atama]

KODT! KODT!

Hoody hoo!!

[Powermoose]

I'm STILL Laughing!!!... Again... Just one thing... Duren wouldn't just gulp if a beautiful woman with silver-blue hair and gold eyes teleported next to him. He'd say something about "Magic Bad" and "Being seen with scary women with golden eyes... BAD." And then he'd say something about silver hair not being barbaric. But you've got my vote for the Marrach Players forming a D&D party... Duren... The mighty Barbarian and Part-Time God of Death... Can't wait to see THAT one!

[nimrod]

Very funny, but still no Duelists around. But I still think Robert would get his butt kicked anyway.

I'm torn between A and B. A would be cool if it could be done on either the Victor/Martel duel or the Roland/Edouard duel. Otherwise, I'm a KODT fan all the way. HOODY FREAKING HOO!!

Nimrod aka
Robert

[stealthkat]

*wiping away tears of laughter*

I have no clue what any of those anime characters are...big suprise, but it was totally, uproariously funny anyway.

I have no vote for the future...Kat's had plenty of limelight so let other's determine your next masterpiece.

*gaze worshipfully at Uncle "mike" Lobo*
Thanks for the laughs!
Kathy

PS. I'd like to see Elea and Minmay from Robotech sing a duet sometime.

[Davidic]

Well.... as much as I DO love KODT I can't help but feel the same humor could be achieved in the context of a D&D sort of parody...

Just remember, you have to have a:

Fighter, Wizard, Cleric, and Thief with possibly a bard or something else like a ranger or Monk for the classic party ^_~

Oh, yes, and don't forget an elf... gotta have an elf!

David (Bard)

[Lobo]

Hmmm, good point Dave. I was going to just have them all be human, since thats what we are here, but it might be interesting to go that route for a few. Hmmm, Retri as a Drow....*evil grin* Now THAT would be FUN! Heck the way Elea looks now (and that great pic of her on her web sight) I could probably work her as an elf or half bread, though I dont like how they made elves SMALLER then humans.

Might throw Dwarf in there as the halfling torch bearer/henchman (Knobby Foot rides again!!) but I'm not sure what other races I could have. Any suggestions?

[Atama]

Elea is a half bread? I think of her as more of a croissant...

[Darren Brimhall]

Very funny, but still no Duelists around. But I still think Robert would get his butt kicked anyway

If Robert got Ryoko mad, we'd be picking up pieces of him here, there, everywhere...
She's quite capable.

Darren Brimhall

[Darren Brimhall]

PS. I'd like to see Elea and Minmay from Battletech sing a duet sometime.

Minmay (or Min-Mei, her orginal name)was from Robotech..
Close, but sorry Kat.

Darren Brimhall

yep yep... I agree with you nimrod... still no duelists....

*whimper whine*

That's ok... I AM sure he will remember next time!

*nudge nudge*

[Darren Brimhall]

Lobo, sending you some news..
One of my oldest brother's friends are selling off some of their anime collection.
They can be contacted at,
Keena@mindspring.com

If they ask, tell them that the info was given to you by Dennis' younget brother, Darren.

Darren Brimhall