Reasons Mike Shouldn't Leave

[Dani]

You finally convinced me to post the list Mikey. I don't want you to leave.

1. My characters
2. Do you really want people feeling safe while walking along Vetallun Road?
3. Who else is gonna scare guys by giggling at them and calling them cute?
4. Ifie could make another character and then who would he kick in the balls? Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!
5. You'll miss archery.
6. Who else will have a more learning less hurting kinda spar?
7. Ashin is sexy.
8. Thryn is sexy.
9. Horras is sexy.
10. Pythen is sexy.
11. Who else will "accidently" send his cyber sex into Aux chat?
12. Who else will accidently send his Aux chat comments into think?
13. Godo will miss you a lot.
14. Horras gets knocked out by NPCs more than anyone else I've seen, so I get to save him a lot.
15. You're one of the very few who can make people laugh when they're having a bad day!
16. How will my dream about Horras come true?
17. Alejandra/Kalei likes you so much, she helped compile this list.
18. Whore-ass.
19. I need someone to ask all my combat questions!
20. You never got to shoot any of my characters.
21. I've been waiting in suspense so long to see if Ashin finds someone to teach him footshot.
22. Horras' and Danasei's competition about who can embarrass my character the most.
23. I'll have too much extra time if I don't have to try to decode what Pythen says.
24. Did I mention Thryn is sexy?
25. A few of us dropped worms all over the city to find Horras Jr. What if he comes back?
26. *Sex emotes*?
27. Kierstaad likes you so much he came up with a reason or two.
28. Every single female is secretly in love with at least one of your characters. Some males too.
29. Now that chess table will never get used.
30. Staring contests!
31. Danasei says he loves you.
32. I wanna play Tarzan and Jane with you again, with Horras being Jane, course. (Inside Joke)
33. 100% of the people I asked are gonna miss you.
34. Team Us will no longer exist if you leave.
35. If you stop playing, you can't join the TM.
36. You remember that time you shared a mattress with someone under the Treehouse?
37. Who will Deanon bark at now?
38. Cause you can play a character like Thryn and a character like Horras.
39. Don't you wanna see how many times Ashin can die and come back to life?
40. If you stay, you might get lucky and another guy will show you his "gentles."
41. It's gotta be somewhat satisfying shooting characters who script at the courses.
42. Your great pick up lines. "In the alleys, when you're bashing in skulls, your eyes glitter in the moonlight." "Your eyes are green like the grass that horsies eat."
43. Most disgusting thing in the game, besides Slushes: Pythen's teeth.
44. Cause I spent my first couple months so afraid Thryn would knock me out.
45. The Legio will really have nothing to do now.
46. If you quit, you'll give Danasei time to train more so he can beat Thryn.
47. You're the only guy who can make giggling sexy.
48. You'll miss the gladiators.
49. I broke Horras' arm in a blood spar.
50. So you can knock out more people like Hillary.

[Dani]

51. There will be no more criminals.
52. Ashin is super sexy.
53. You kicked Kierstaad's ass in a blood spar.
54. I would have no reason to grandmaster footshot just so I can teach it.
55. Cause Horras is one of my best friends.
56. Cause Thryn has given me lessons.
57. Cause Pythen disgusts me.
58. Cause Ashin both makes me laugh and scares me.
59. Horras still owes me a trip to Monlon. I need to be protected from Ashin!
60. We haven't heard enough about crops and rivers.
61. Danasei says no one can make you stay. Prove him wrong!
62. Horras is the only guy who says where or how he's gonna attack before he does.
63. Danasei's tec screen froze when I sent him this file.
64. Um, Pythen is sexy.
65. Cause you're underage.
66. Ravenlark likes you so much she gave a couple reasons.
67. Ravenlark says, "Basically, he shouldn't leave TEC because that's like 4 really cool characters in one fell swoop. That many cool characters haven't left TEC since Diabolus died."
68. What about your SSNBoM?
69. Thryn's fights.
70. Your character is smooth enough to make mine take off her armour.
71. The new exercise command was just added!
72. Horras attracts more drunks in the alleys when he giggles.
73. If you ever get too bored you can always buy a moskrel from Polonia.
74. I want to see Horras glistening with sweat.
75. Your nude spawrin sessions with that special guy.
76. No matter who you say Ashin knocked out, people will believe you and look for them.
77. Godon't.
78. Sorta attractive law enforcement guys and soldiers.
79. To give Ibios more chances to catch or kill one of your guys.
80. What doesn't sound neato with Horras' loud voice?
81. It's not always boring! Example, hunting sloani in Monlon.
82. So you can continue flirting with my character.
83. Horras is the sexiest.
84. You'll disappoint your bandit lackeys if you leave.
85. We won't get to see hardass Thryn make stupid Ashin comments over think again.
86. To be a great gay soldier.
87. Thryn can beat Trisidius in a blood spar.
88. You depressed Danasei by stealing his cadaes.
89. So you can sometimes be afraid that one of your characters is gonna be pk'd.
90. You call Deanon Frowns.
91. The Auxilii.
92. Danasei needs a cuteness buddy and fellow goofy Auxilii.
93. Vilyadin likes you enough to come up with some reasons.
94. The bandits are helpless without you.
95. Who will Vilyadin yell at for making fake sex emotes on aux-chat and abusing the chat line?
96. I haven't been able to hunt in the Old City with Horras yet.
97. Ashin picks his nose, Horras giggles, Pythen rubs his tongue over dirty teeth, Thryn coughs.
98. You're a terrific roleplayer.
99. I took a lotta time creating this list.
100. You add more fun to this game than anyone else, and everyone will miss you a lot.

[Eddy]

That's really just like 7 reasons.

[CecilxElessidel]

Originally Posted by Dani

You finally convinced me to post the list Mikey. I don't want you to leave.

25. A few of us dropped worms all over the city to find Horras Jr. What if he comes back?

You know...
I was bored one day and noticed all these worms and crickets everywhere.
I spent a good hour or two wandering around the city collecting all these critters.

I currently have a sack filled with 94 worms and 50 crickets in my room.

Anyone need some bait?

Everyone have fun in there.

[Max Powers]

Originally Posted by CecilxElessidel

You know...
I was bored one day and noticed all these worms and crickets everywhere.
I spent a good hour or two wandering around the city collecting all these critters.

I currently have a sack filled with 94 worms and 50 crickets in my room.

Anyone need some bait?

Everyone have fun in there.

That's why I couldn't find Horras Jr.!

Have fun in there?

[Theodulus]

yea, seriously.... man.. You are the best Role-player i've met on TEC. Fu*% what anyone else has to say about it. Each on of your characters are my favorites, except Thryn kinds scares me. If you leave.. it's like 4 people are leaving, because all of your characters have an important role in The Eternal City.

[hypnoticus]

Originally Posted by Theodulus

yea, seriously.... man.. You are the best Role-player i've met on TEC. Fu*% what anyone else has to say about it. Each on of your characters are my favorites, except Thryn kinds scares me. If you leave.. it's like 4 people are leaving, because all of your characters have an important role in The Eternal City.

Ya know, that is true. But Thryn is not scary. And Mike, dont come back. You dont need tec anymore. Just let it go.

[Madraia]

I'm leaving if Mike leaves! And by leaving, I mean I won't even sit in the WA!

[Cloudy]

Look what you've done you bastard!

[Tempest]

Originally Posted by Madraia

I'm leaving if Mike leaves! And by leaving, I mean I won't even sit in the WA!

But but what about our 2.5 kids, the little house on the hill the picturesque landscape and some wierd german lady singing about it. Fine run off with Mike! Tramp! Ha!

Seriously dont leave, Tec is always slightly better than boredom.

[HouseAndrew]

I'm surprised someone hasn't posted, '100 Reasons I'm glad Andrew quit.'

Andrew.

[Tempest]

Andrew killed an Air Baby for that he will always have a place in my heart.

[Armataan]

I too will miss your characters Mike, if you are tired of the game, leave, but know that your RP quality will be missed.

[Dani]

Originally Posted by HouseAndrew

I'm surprised someone hasn't posted, '100 Reasons I'm glad Andrew quit.'

Andrew.

I hate to see you go too.

[Redric]

Even I don't think he should go.